Ep. 05: Gin It Up!: Deadlier
Ron Swanson lets Ben know how lethal he can be while cleaning his crossbow at work.
Ben Wyatt: “Whoa... I am pretty sure you shouldn't have a weapon at work.”
Ron Swanson: “Literally everything Read more [...]
Tag Archives: Weapons
Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
Just how the man himself introduced it:
“Behold. ‘Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.’”
About the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
Ron has been developing the “Swanson Pyramid of Greatness” Read more [...]
Ep. 23: Master Plan: Sig Sauer .22 Caliber Mosquito
When Ron Swanson gave April a handgun for a birthday present… (see all pics above)
Ron Swanson: “She's an adult now. She should know how to responsibly handle and discharge a weapon. That there is Read more [...]
Ep. 10: The Hunting Trip: To the Hunt
Ron Swanson leads a toast to the hunt with his beer.Ron Swanson: “Rule number one, do not point the weapon at a person. That includes your own face, Donna.”
“Now, every year before we go on our Read more [...]