Tag Archives: Silence

Ep. 17: Galentine’s Day: Doc McStuffins

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Doc McStuffins, SilenceStaff

Ron Swanson looks forward to actually doing government work... alone. Ron Swanson: “Spending the day outside alone, sounds like a dream. I love being a father but there are a few things I miss. Read more [...]

Ep. 15: The Wall: John

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6John Swanson, Privacy, SilenceStaff

Ron Swanson tries to maintain privacy, while introducing everyone to his new family member. Ron Swanson: “Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to my son, John, middle name redacted, Swanson. John Read more [...]

Ep. 15: The Wall: Free of Government Work

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Government, SilenceStaff

It looks like Ron has found his new favorite spot at work. Ron Swanson: “In the time I've worked here I have taken great pains to see as little of this building as possible. Turns out the third Read more [...]

Gallery: Ron Swanson’s Headphones

January 13, 2015Image GalleryiPod, SilenceStaff

A few more pictures of Ron Swanson enjoying his headphones.

Ep. 06: Filibuster: Hunting Pointers

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Deer Hunter, Donna Meagle, Hunting, SilenceStaff

Ron Swanson tries to share some hunting pointers with Donna while playing "Deer Hunter." Ron Swanson: “If you'd like, I could offer you some pointers. Hunting, Donna, is about silence, balance and Read more [...]

Ep. 05: Halloween Surprise: Children are Loud

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Andy Dwyer, Diane Lewis, SilenceStaff

Ron Swanson has learned that Diane’s children are loud, and Andy Dwyer does not help. Ron Swanson: “Diane and I have been seeing a lot of each other recently. She is a sharp, strong, confident woman.” “Her Read more [...]

Ep. 19: Live Ammo: Mind Was Blank

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4SilenceStaff

Does Ron have a clue what meditating is, or did he actually know what he was doing? Ron Swanson: “All told we were in there about six hours and no I was not meditating. I just stood there quietly Read more [...]

Ep. 03: Born and Raised: Silence

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Privacy, SilenceStaff

Ann trying to get to know Ron a little, and it’s not working. Ann Perkins: “You're stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing that you bring with you?” Ron Swanson: “Silence.” Read more [...]

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