Tag Archives: Sex

Ep. 01: London (Pt. 1): Honeymoon

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Diane Lewis, Lagavulin, Meat, Scotch, Sex, SteakStaff

Ron Swanson was not happy about spending his honeymoon in London alone. Ron Swanson: “Diane suggested we tag along to London for a honeymoon. I agreed, because my love for her trumps my hatred for Read more [...]

Ep. 09: Ron and Diane: First Chair

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Indiana Fine Woodworking Awards, Sex, Tammy, Tammy TwoStaff

Tammy Two is distracting Ron Swanson during his Indiana Fine Woodworking Awards acceptance speech. Ron Swanson: “This award is the only one I'd ever give a damn about. I made my first chair when I was Read more [...]

Ep. 04: Ron & Tammy (Pt. 2): Mid-Morning Pre-Lunch

March 17, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 3Exes, Sex, Tammy, Tammy TwoStaff

Ron Swanson is going to his second breakfast with new girlfriend Wendy. (Tom's ex-wife). Ron Swanson: “I am off to have a midmorning pre-lunch with my lady friend, but I’ll be back in time for Read more [...]

Ep. 04: Ron & Tammy (Pt. 2): Friction

March 17, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 3Ben Wyatt, Mustache, SexStaff

Ben notices part of Ron's mustache is missing after they bail him out. Ben Wyatt: “Oh, look at that, you shaved off part of your mustache. That’s lovely.” Ron Swanson: “I didn’t shave Read more [...]

Ep. 04: Ron & Tammy (Pt. 2): Four Out of Seven

March 17, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 3Exes, Sex, Tammy, Tammy TwoStaff

After Tammy Two beats the living snot out of Tom Haverford, Ron Swanson finally comes to his senses, and carries Tom to safety. Ron Swanson: “You almost had me. Again.” “But seeing you pick on Read more [...]

Ep. 08: Ron & Tammy: Made Love

March 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 2Love, Marriage, Sex, Tammy, Tammy TwoStaff

Ron Swanson fills Leslie in on all the details from his cup of coffee with Tammy 2. You can see an image gallery of their whole date here. Ron Swanson: “We didn't talk. We made love.” “It was Read more [...]

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