Tag Archives: Scotch

Ep. 13: One Last Ride (Pt. 2): Lagavulin Distillery

February 25, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Lagavulin, ScotchStaff

We then see exactly how Ron Swanson diversified his portfolio. Scottish Lawyer: “Congratulations you now own fifty one percent of the Lagavulin Distillery.” Ron Swanson: “Pleasure doing Read more [...]

Ep. 11: Two Funerals: Eastern Wisdom

February 19, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Alcohol, Andy Dwyer, Dislikes, Ron Dunn, ScotchStaff

Ron Swanson is mourning Salvatore by having a drink at Tommy's Bistro and runs into his old nemesis, Ron Dunn. Donna Meagle: “Buck up Swanson, it's like you said, death is natural. And Sal lived Read more [...]

My Tales of Whisky by Nick Offerman

February 17, 2015News & MediaLagavulin, Scotch, WhiskeyStaff

“There’s no wrong way to order a Lagavulin.” Nick Offerman did a commercial for Lagavulin. Watch him fulfill orders for their scotch the old fashioned way. Read more [...]

Ep. 02: London (Pt. 2): Lagavulin Distillery

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Alcohol, Lagavulin, ScotchStaff

Ron Swanson finds his favorite place in the whole world — the Lagavulin distillery. Ron Swanson: “All my life I've avoided Europe and it's multitudes of terribleness, but it turns out, much to my Read more [...]

Ep. 01: London (Pt. 1): Honeymoon

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Diane Lewis, Lagavulin, Meat, Scotch, Sex, SteakStaff

Ron Swanson was not happy about spending his honeymoon in London alone. Ron Swanson: “Diane suggested we tag along to London for a honeymoon. I agreed, because my love for her trumps my hatred for Read more [...]

Gallery: Journey to Lagavulin

January 13, 2015Image GalleryEurope, Lagavulin, ScotchStaff

Ron Swanson hates Europe, but he took an epic journey to his favorite place on earth — the Lagavulin Distillery. Read more [...]

Ep. 18: Animal Control: Scotch Neat

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Alcohol, ScotchStaff

Ron Swanson truly prefers his Scotch neat. Ann Perkins: “Ron, you've been sweating in here all day. Are you drinking any fluids?” Ron Swanson: “Yes. Plenty” (he pours himself a glass of Scotch) Ann Read more [...]

Ep. 14: Leslie and Ben: Lagavulin All Around

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Alcohol, Ben Wyatt, Lagavulin, Leslie Knope, ScotchStaff

Ron Swanson celebrates Ben and Leslie’s marriage with Lagavulin. Ron Swanson: “Lagavulin all around. Don't answer, I am already pouring.” (Looking to Ben) “You don't have to drink yours.” Read more [...]

Ep. 10: Two Parties: Practical Joke

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Alcohol, Scotch, WhiskeyStaff

Ron Swanson ordered a scotch, but was served whiskey infused hand lotion instead. Ron Swanson: “Can I ask if this entire establishment is a practical joke of some kind.” Read more [...]

Ep. 10: Two Parties: Glasses of Lagavulin

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Alcohol, Lagavulin, ScotchStaff

Ron Swanson specifies his four glasses of Lagavulin must be in liquid form. Ron Swanson: "It's the lords work your doing John. I'd like four more glasses of Lagavulin in liquid form.” John (the server): Read more [...]

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