Tag Archives: Privacy

Ep. 08: Ms. Ludgate-Dwyer Goes to Washington: Brother(s)

February 12, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Andy Dwyer, Ben Wyatt, Brothers, Parks Department, PrivacyStaff

Ron Swanson has mentioned having at least one brother, but for the first time someone is introduced to one of them (Don). In the background we see a couple other guys (Lon and Vaughn) shuffle off after Read more [...]

Ep. 06: Save JJ’s: JJ’s Rally

January 28, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Breakfast Food, JJs, Leslie Knope, PrivacyStaff

Ron Swanson addresses the crowd at the rally to save JJ's Diner, and he does not like what he sees. Ron Swanson: “I do not like rallies, and based on what I see from this vantage point, I do not Read more [...]

Ep. 05: Gryzzlbox: Son’s Privacy

January 28, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7John Swanson, Leslie Knope, PrivacyStaff

Ron Swanson shows Leslie a picture of his son, then takes it back and rips it up. Ron Swanson: “As you requested, here’s a picture of my son, at a recent moment in his life.” Leslie Knope: Read more [...]

Ep. 05: Gryzzlbox: Gryzzl Doodad

January 28, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Gryzzl, Leslie Knope, Privacy, TechnologyStaff

Ron Swanson sees that Gryzzl is data mining its customers, but surprises everyone with his response — he could care less. Ron Swanson: “I have no reaction to this.” Leslie Knope: “What?” Ron Read more [...]

Ep. 05: Gryzzlbox: Les Vegetables

January 28, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Ben Wyatt, Privacy, VegetablesStaff

Ron Swanson lets Ben Wyatt know how he should handle a legally binding document, and offers up past experience to drive his point home. Ron Swanson: “If you're gonng sign a legally binding document, Read more [...]

Ep. 05: Gryzzlbox: Gryzzl Robot

January 28, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Gryzzl, John Swanson, Privacy, Shotgun, TechnologyStaff

Ron Swanson does not take too kindly to Gryzll's latest care package, when it invades HIS family’s privacy. Ron Swanson: “We need to talk.” Ben Wyatt: “What is that?” Ron Swanson: Read more [...]

Ep. 04: Leslie and Ron: Never Notice

January 25, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Craig, Leslie Knope, PrivacyStaff

Leslie makes observations about changes to the office that Ron Swanson would never notice. leslie Knope: “Craig changed everything.” Ron Swanson: “Did he?” “I tried not to notice anything Read more [...]

Ep. 04: Leslie and Ron: Work Proximity Associates

January 25, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Leslie Knope, PrivacyStaff

Ron agrees to give Leslie three minutes to talk, and they have differing views to the nature of their relationship. Ron Swanson: “So, what would you like to talk about?” Leslie Knope: “Oh Read more [...]

Ep. 01: 2017: Public Event

January 20, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Leslie Knope, PrivacyStaff

This time Ron and Leslie exchange words during the bidding for the Newport land. Leslie Knope: “Hello Ron, I just want you to know that I am not sorry I pushed you into a giant cake.” Ron Swanson: Read more [...]

Ep. 19: Flu Season 2: Alcohol in Your Mouth

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Alcohol, Ben Wyatt, PrivacyStaff

Ron Swanson finds alcohol may stop Ben from talking. Ben Wyatt: “Sorry, just weird family business.” Ron Swanson: “Sounds private. No need to discuss it with me.” Ben Wyatt: “My Read more [...]

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