Tag Archives: Pork

Ep. 01: Ms. Knope Goes to Washington: Meet Your Meat

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Ann Perkins, Barbecue, Donna Meagle, Meat, Pig Tom, Pork, Tom HaverfordStaff

Ron Swanson introduces everyone to the pig, named Tom, that he will be slaughtering and grilling for the barbecue. Ron Swanson: “Everyone, meet your meat.” Everyone: “Noooo.” Tom Haverford: Read more [...]

Ep. 01: Ms. Knope Goes to Washington: Permits and Pig Tom

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Barbecue, Bureaucracy, Food and Stuff, Meat, Permit, Pig Tom, Pork, Tom HaverfordStaff

The barbecue is postponed... Park Ranger: “Hey Ron, you’re not going to slaughter that pig here are yah?” Ron Swanson: “Not to worry, I have a permit.” Park Ranger: “This just says ‘I Read more [...]

Ep. 03: Time Capsule: The Four Horsemeals of the Eggporkalypse

March 16, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 3Bacon, Breakfast Food, Food, JJs, PorkStaff

What did Ron Swanson choose to put inside the Pawnee Time Capsule? Ron Swanson: “I am submitting this menu from a Pawnee institution, JJ’s Diner, home of the world’s best breakfast dish The Four Read more [...]

Ep. 23: Master Plan: Pork Cracklins

March 13, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 2Food, Pork, Pork CracklinsStaff

Ben Wyatt is there to gut the budget with a machete. Be sure to see all of Ron Swanson’s reactions on this joyous occasion. (see all pics above) Ron Swanson: “What exactly will you be cutting and Read more [...]

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Tag Archives: Pork

Ep. 01: Ms. Knope Goes to Washington: Meet Your Meat

Ep. 01: Ms. Knope Goes to Washington: Permits and Pig Tom

Ep. 03: Time Capsule: The Four Horsemeals of the Eggporkalypse

Ep. 23: Master Plan: Pork Cracklins