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Ep. 13: One Last Ride (Pt. 2): Workplace Proximity Acquaintances

February 25, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Leslie Knope, Meat, SteakStaff

Ron Swanson turns the tables on Leslie, and seeks advice from his former close work proximity acquaintance at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. Ron Swanson: “I suppose I had simply accomplished Read more [...]

Ep. 07: Donna and Joe: Tri-tip

February 4, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Meat, Meat Love, Steak, Tom HaverfordStaff

Ron Swanson is happy for Tom, but is more concerned about the tri-tip situation for Donna and Joe’s rehearsal dinner8. Tom Haverford: “I’d marry her tommorrow.” Ron Swanson: “Well, bully Read more [...]

Gallery: Where Ron Swanson Hides his Bacon

January 13, 2015Image GalleryBacon, Favorite Food, MeatStaff

After Leslie made a metaphorical comment about saving bacon, Ron Swanson took it literally and panicked. This is where Ron Swanson hides his bacon in the office. Read more [...]

Ep. 02: London (Pt. 2): Pubs and Butcher Shops

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Alcohol, Leslie Knope, Meat, SocialismStaff

Ron Swanson learns something about London, and much to his dismay, he actually likes part of it. Leslie Knope: “Why are we here?” Ron Swanson: “Just thought you needed some fresh air. Even Read more [...]

Ep. 01: London (Pt. 1): Honeymoon

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Diane Lewis, Lagavulin, Meat, Scotch, Sex, SteakStaff

Ron Swanson was not happy about spending his honeymoon in London alone. Ron Swanson: “Diane suggested we tag along to London for a honeymoon. I agreed, because my love for her trumps my hatred for Read more [...]

Ep. 16: Bailout: Party Platter

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Food, Manliness, MeatStaff

Ron Swanson knows what he, and his appetite, are all about. Ron Swanson: “And I’ll have the number eight.” Server: “That’s a party platter, it serves twelve people.” Ron Swanson: “I Read more [...]

Ep. 10: Two Parties: St. Elmo

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Meat, St. Elmo Steakhouse, SteakStaff

Ron Swanson is excited for dinner at St. Elmo Steakhouse. Ron Swanson: “Gentlemen, welcome to the steakhouse of St. Elmo. Tonight we eat something's flesh.” Read more [...]

Ep. 02: Soda Tax: Paunch Burger

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Hamburgers, Meat, Paunch Burger, SweetumsStaff

Reviewing his order from Paunch Burger makes Ron realize how much he loves our country. Ron Swanson: “Ah, Councilwoman. In honor of your never-ending quest to personally babysit each and every American Read more [...]

Ep. 01: Ms. Knope Goes to Washington: Good Shared Meat

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Grilling, Leslie Knope, MeatStaff

Ron Swanson reveals the one thing that all barbecues should be about. Ron Swanson: “Every summer Leslie throws a barbecue to thank the parks and maintenance staff. It's horrifying. Barbecues should Read more [...]

Ep. 01: Ms. Knope Goes to Washington: No F*cking Vegetables

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Grilling, Jerry Gergich, Meat, VegetablesStaff

A list of what won’t be on the barbecue menu. Ron Swanson: “There will be no fouffy deserts. There will be no giant soaked bubble guns. There will be no adult men in costumes. And most of all there Read more [...]

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