Ep. 04: Leslie and Ron: Never Notice
Leslie makes observations about changes to the office that Ron Swanson would never notice.
leslie Knope:
“Craig changed everything.”
Ron Swanson:
“Did he?”
“I tried not to notice anything Read more [...]
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Ep. 04: Leslie and Ron: Work Proximity Associates
Ron agrees to give Leslie three minutes to talk, and they have differing views to the nature of their relationship.
Ron Swanson:
“So, what would you like to talk about?”
Leslie Knope:
“Oh Read more [...]
Ep. 04: Leslie and Ron: Food and Stuff vs. Complete Food
Ron has locked himself in his old office, so Leslie quizzes Ron through the window to get to the bottom of what went awry between them.
Leslie Knope:
“Is it that I sent you a birthday card through Read more [...]
Ep. 04: Leslie and Ron: Claymore Mine (before)
Ron gets the idea to escape, using his claymore mine that was packed up in his old stuff. Leslie had given him this gift ten years ago.
Ron Swanson:
“Nope. I’m being held as prisoner against my Read more [...]
Ep. 04: Leslie and Ron: Claymore Mine (after)
Ron detonates the claymore mine, only to find out it was filled with confetti and balloons.
Ron Swanson:
“You told me this was a genuine, partially defused claymore mine.”
Leslie Knope:
“Well, Read more [...]
Ep. 04: Leslie and Ron: Leslie Knope’s Job Application
Leslie finds her old job application, and is very upset that all Ron wrote was “three lousy lines.”
Ron Swanson:
“Why would anyone need more than three lines. I am describing a person not something Read more [...]
Ep. 04: Leslie and Ron: Milquetoast Yes Man
Ron reveals why he hired Leslie, despite her ripping into him at the end of the interview, even calling him a “heartless thug.”
Ron Swanson:
“You were tough, and honest. And you stood up for Read more [...]
Ep. 04: Leslie and Ron: Job in the Federal Government
Ron finally lets Leslie know what actually led to their falling out. All his friends had moved on to better things, and he was prepared to make a drastic decision, only to be blown off by Leslie.
Ron Read more [...]
Ep. 04: Leslie and Ron: Bleeding the Rotting Beast
Leslie thinks Ron’s metaphors are so beautiful, as he explains the end to his tenure in government.
Ron Swanson:
“It was a punctuation mark on a sentence that had already been written. My time Read more [...]
Ep. 04: Leslie and Ron: Picture Frame
Now that they finally made up, Ron offers Leslie a peace offering he made from the nurse’s door.
Ron Swanson:
“The frame is the gift. When my company took on the Morningstar development and I Read more [...]