Ep. 05: Gryzzlbox: Son’s Privacy
Ron Swanson shows Leslie a picture of his son, then takes it back and rips it up.
Ron Swanson:
“As you requested, here’s a picture of my son, at a recent moment in his life.”
Leslie Knope: Read more [...]
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Ep. 05: Gryzzlbox: Gryzzl Robot
Ron Swanson does not take too kindly to Gryzll's latest care package, when it invades HIS family’s privacy.
Ron Swanson:
“We need to talk.”
Ben Wyatt:
“What is that?”
Ron Swanson: Read more [...]
Ep. 15: The Wall: John
Ron Swanson tries to maintain privacy, while introducing everyone to his new family member.
Ron Swanson:
“Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to my son, John, middle name redacted, Swanson. John Read more [...]
Ep. 15: The Wall: Sound of Power Tools
Ron Swanson lets the construction workers know they will be no bother to his son.
Construction Foreman:
“Well, we're gonna be kinda loud.”
Ron Swanson:
“Tuhahaha, my son is several weeks Read more [...]
Ep. 15: The Wall: Best Day in a Government Building
Ron Swanson is very happy with the day he had, and is glad to share it with his son.
Ron Swanson:
“Ohohahah. Look John, it's red pine. They were gonna put flecked linoleum over this beautifully Read more [...]