Ep. 20: Jerry’s Retirement: Thanking Jerry
Ron Swanson thanks Jerry, and gives him a heartfelt goodbye.
Ron Swanson: “You're right. Jerry thank you for your service. Goodbye.” Read more [...]
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Ep. 20: Jerry’s Retirement: Social Darwinism
Every workplace has a Jerry, which supports Ron’s theory of Social Darwinism.
Ron Swanson: “No need to worry. Every place I've ever worked in has had a Jerry. When one Jerry leaves, the office naturally Read more [...]
Ep. 20: Jerry’s Retirement: Interns
Tom Haverford drops some intern knowledge on Ron Swanson.
Tom Haverford: “Interns cost nothing to the tax payer and more importantly they're usually stupid and terrible, so they get no work done. It's Read more [...]
Ep. 20: Jerry’s Retirement: Jerry’s Back
To save Tom Haverford from becoming the new Jerry of the office, Ron Swanson re-hired the real Jerry back part time.
Ron Swanson:
“Are you hearing me, son?”
“Jerry will come in once a week, and Read more [...]
Ep. 11: Women in Garbage: Glad You’re Here
Jerry is the only one in the office with keys to unlock the door.
Ron Swanson: “Jerry, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm so glad you're here.” Read more [...]
Ep. 01: Ms. Knope Goes to Washington: No F*cking Vegetables
A list of what won’t be on the barbecue menu.
Ron Swanson: “There will be no fouffy deserts. There will be no giant soaked bubble guns. There will be no adult men in costumes. And most of all there Read more [...]
Ep. 16: Sweet Sixteen: Jerry
Ron Swanson saying something nice to Jerry on his birthday.
Ron Swanson:
“Jerry's work is often adequate.” Read more [...]
Ep. 02: Ron & Tammys: Hump Day
Ron Swanson actually acknowledging Jerry.
Ron Swanson:
“Hey Jer’, hump day, am I right buddy?”
Gallery: Ron Swanson’s Eyebrows
How Ron Swanson burned all his eyebrows off.
Ep. 15: The Bubble: Eskimo’s Scrotum
Ron Swanson shares a little insight with Chris about his employees.
Ron Swanson:
“Chris, you have come up with a plan so spectacularly horrible that it might ruin the entire department.”
Chris Read more [...]