Ron Swanson Facts
Personal Facts (what little we know)
Grew up in a small Indiana town with a population of 600 people.
Has cried twice in his life: First when he was seven and was hit by a school bus. And then Read more [...]
Tag Archives: Hunting
Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
Just how the man himself introduced it:
“Behold. ‘Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.’”
About the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
Ron has been developing the “Swanson Pyramid of Greatness” Read more [...]
Ep. 12: Christmas Scandal: Raccoons
Raccoons could ruin the Pawnee Christmas event.
Ron Swanson:
“Got a call from some panicky morning joggers. Apparently sanitation didn’t empty this dumpster, to the raccoons’ delight.”
April Read more [...]
Ep. 10: The Hunting Trip: Turkey Calls
Ron Swanson is trying to hide the fact he and the guys are going hunting without the rest of the department.
Leslie Knope:
“You're literally listening to turkey calls.”
Ron Swanson:
(Listening Read more [...]
Ep. 10: The Hunting Trip: To the Hunt
Ron Swanson leads a toast to the hunt with his beer.Ron Swanson: “Rule number one, do not point the weapon at a person. That includes your own face, Donna.”
“Now, every year before we go on our Read more [...]
Ep. 10: The Hunting Trip: Bulah
The guys’ call when they hit something hunting.
Ron Swanson:
“Bulah, Bulah, Buullaaahh!”
Ep. 10: The Hunting Trip: Tear You Apart
Ron Swanson is angry at the mystery shooter.
Ron Swanson: “Attention person who shot me in the head. I'm gonna find you and I’m GONNA TEAR YOU APART.” Read more [...]
Ep. 10: The Hunting Trip: Shoot Me in the Head
After Leslie took the blame for shooting Ron in the head, he cannot help himself from berating her.
Ron Swanson: “You know Leslie, the Super Bowl’s in a couple of months. I usually watch it with my Read more [...]
Ep. 10: The Hunting Trip: Deleted Scene
Ron Swanson explaining one of the joys of hunting & nature.
Ron Swanson:
“That Thomas, is the smell of man’s triumph over nature. Dried animal carcasses.” Read more [...]