Ep. 07: Donna and Joe: Camouflage
Ron Swanson tries to fix things between Tom and Lucy, and comes to a realization about camouflage.
Ron Swanson:
“Lucy, I have something to tell you.”
(Ron can barely say the next part)
“I Read more [...]
Tag Archives: Hunting
Ep. 03: William Henry Harrison: Magnus the Elk
Ron Swanson’s idea of a celebrity may be different than most other people’s.
Ron Swanson:
“I have no interest in consorting with celebrities. The only celebrities I recognize are furniture maker Read more [...]
Ep. 09: The Cones of Dunshire: Carcasses
Much to the dismay of Donna, Ron would like to sell one of his cabins “as is.”
Ron Swanson: “Fine, I'll clean up the shotgun shells but the carcasses remain to fertilize my berry patch.”
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Ep. 06: Filibuster: Hunting Pointers
Ron Swanson tries to share some hunting pointers with Donna while playing "Deer Hunter."
Ron Swanson: “If you'd like, I could offer you some pointers. Hunting, Donna, is about silence, balance and Read more [...]
Ep. 06: Filibuster: Furious
Ron Swanson realizes the Deer Hunter game is nothing like real life.
Ron Swanson: “I am not a sore loser. It's just that I prefer to win and when I don't I get furious. EMPLOYEE!” Read more [...]
Ep. 06: Filibuster: Destroy this Machine
Ron Swanson is frustrated he is not very good at Deer Hunter and may just take out his frustrations on it.
Ron Swanson: “Donna, please back up two paces so I can physically destroy this machine.”
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Ep. 06: Filibuster: Beer and Hot Dogs
After some time away, Ron wants to give Deer Hunter another try.
Ron Swanson: “Excuse me worker, bring me a bucket of beers and four hot dogs. Please and thank you.” Read more [...]
Ep. 06: Filibuster: ASS
Ron Swanson finally defeats the game and earns a high score, but doesn't want his actual initials to be shown, so he decides to type in ASS.
Ron Swanson: “My initials are private.”
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Ep. 03: Born and Raised: Deleted Scene
In this deleted scene, Ann is still trying to get to know Ron, and asks for his advice.
Ann Perkins:
“I'm going hunting next week, I'm just wondering if it's better for me to use a full metal jacket Read more [...]
The Solitude of Nature By Ron Swanson
This extra appears on the City of Pawnee official website. Leslie Knope asked Ron Swanson to contribute to her book, “Pawnee: The Greatest Town in America”, by writing about living in the woods of Read more [...]