Tag Archives: Diane Lewis

Ep. 09: Ron and Diane: Visit Europe

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Diane Lewis, Europe, Leslie KnopeStaff

Ron Swanson would rather visit Europe than have something romantic happen between he and Leslie. But he would go with Diane. Ron Swanson: “At this very moment, Leslie, is throwing herself in front of Read more [...]

Ep. 05: Halloween Surprise: Impossible

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Bureaucracy, Diane Lewis, GovernmentStaff

How it’s impossible for Diane to interrupt Ron at work. Diane Lewis: “Am I interrupting something important?” Ron Swanson: “Impossible, I work for the government.” Read more [...]

Ep. 05: Halloween Surprise: Children are Loud

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Andy Dwyer, Diane Lewis, SilenceStaff

Ron Swanson has learned that Diane’s children are loud, and Andy Dwyer does not help. Ron Swanson: “Diane and I have been seeing a lot of each other recently. She is a sharp, strong, confident woman.” “Her Read more [...]

Ep. 05: Halloween Surprise: Real Tiara

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Diane Lewis, TiaraStaff

Ron Swanson refuses to chase after Diane to apologize for breaking her daughter’s tiara. Ron Swanson: “I'm not gonna apologize, it wasn't even a real tiara for God’s sake. Oh well, relationship Read more [...]

Ep. 05: Halloween Surprise: Teach Them to Saw

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Diane Lewis, Wood WorkingStaff

Ron Swanson makes an apology to Diane, and wants to teach the girls how to saw. Ron Swanson: “I know, I'm sorry Diane. I really am. I've been alone most of my life, by choice, and kids, this is all Read more [...]

Gallery: Ron Swanson the Princess

September 11, 2014Image GalleryDiane Lewis, ManlinessStaff

That one time Ron Swanson was a princess, it didn’t go too well…

Ep. 03: How a Bill Becomes a Law: Government is Inefficient

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Diane Lewis, Efficiency / Effectiveness, Government, Tax PayersStaff

A tax payer needs help getting pot holes fixed. Ron Swanson: “Well, Diane, for pot holes you want to speak with Public Works. I understand you tried them four times. Government is inefficient and should Read more [...]

Ep. 03: How a Bill Becomes a Law: Government Project Finally Worked