Tag Archives: Diane Lewis

Ep. 22: Moving Up (Pt. 2): Sewer Dwelling Gutter Witch

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Diane Lewis, Exes, Tammy, Tammy TwoStaff

Ron Swanson recognizes the only odor he can actually smell (Tammy Two), and then politely converses with his ex. Ron Swanson: “I re-caliberated the sights on all the rifles in the shooting gallery. Read more [...]

Ep. 01: London (Pt. 1): Birth Control

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Diane Lewis, Manliness, Wood WorkingStaff

Ron Swanson gets some life changing news. Diane Lewis: “I'm pregnant.” Ron Swanson: “I see.” Diane Lewis: “I don't understand how, we were so careful.” Ron Swanson: “I warned Read more [...]

Ep. 01: London (Pt. 1): Marry Me

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Diane Lewis, MarriageStaff

Ron Swanson reveals his future plans, and proposes to Diane. Diane Lewis: “I got about a million thoughts running through my head, but I really just wanna know what you're thinkin'.” Ron Swanson: Read more [...]

Ep. 01: London (Pt. 1): Wedding Reception

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Diane Lewis, Marriage, PrivacyStaff

Ron Swanson is happy with the wedding ceremony, and now wants his privacy for the reception. Ron Swanson: “Great job everyone. The reception will be held in each of our individual houses alone.” Read more [...]

Ep. 01: London (Pt. 1): Honeymoon

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Diane Lewis, Lagavulin, Meat, Scotch, Sex, SteakStaff

Ron Swanson was not happy about spending his honeymoon in London alone. Ron Swanson: “Diane suggested we tag along to London for a honeymoon. I agreed, because my love for her trumps my hatred for Read more [...]

Ep. 18: Animal Control: Finding Nemo and Sick

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Diane Lewis, Pop Culture, The Lewis GirlsStaff

Ron Swanson explains two things: the plot to “Finding Nemo”, and how he got sick. Ron Swanson: “Last night I watched a movie with Diane and the girls, in which an orange fish is separated from Read more [...]

Ep. 11: Women in Garbage: I LOVE NOTHING

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Ann Perkins, Diane Lewis, Relationships, The Lewis GirlsStaff

Ann and the girls heard Ron say he loved Diane, and now he won’t admit it. Ron Swanson: “I LOVE NOTHING!” Read more [...]

Gallery: Ron Swanson the Babysitter

September 11, 2014Image GalleryDiane Lewis, The Lewis GirlsStaff

Diane’s babysitter was out of town, so Ron Swanson watched the girls for the day. Here’s how it went... Read more [...]

Ep. 10: Two Parties: I Like Her

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Diane Lewis, PrivacyStaff

Ron Swanson confides that he likes Diane. Ben Wyatt: “So bachelor boy, how's it going with Diane.” Ron Swanson: “Hmha, I'm gonna be very candid with you all, I like her.” Read more [...]

Ep. 09: Ron and Diane: Piece of Human Garbage

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Diane Lewis, Exes, Tammy, Tammy TwoStaff

Diane Lewis gets formally introduced to Tammy Two. Ron Swanson: “Tammy, this is Diane. Diane this is a piece of human garbage named Tammy, who is also my ex-wife.” Read more [...]

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