Tag Archives: Capitalism

Ep. 12: One Last Ride (Pt. 1): Capitalistic Gambit

February 25, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Capitalism, Tom HaverfordStaff

Tom Haverford looks to his Senior Advisory Board, which Ron Swanson is a member of, to see if he should expand and franchise. Ron Swanson: “Well, it's a bold capitalistic gambit son, nothing ventured Read more [...]

Ep. 06: Save JJ’s: Free Market

January 28, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Breakfast Food, Capitalism, JJsStaff

Once again Ron Swanson is conflicted between his morals, and love for breakfast food. Ron Swanson: “Even though I'm a firm believer in the free market, and your failure as a business man is ultimately Read more [...]

Ep. 02: Ron and Jammy: Experience With Capitalism

January 20, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Capitalism, Leslie KnopeStaff

Ron Swanson is about to submit his proposal for the Newport land, and feels the need to take another jab at Leslie. Ron Swanson: “Ms. Knope, How's that zero dollar bid coming along? You know in Read more [...]

Ep. 10: Second Chunce: Luck

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Capitalism, Tom HaverfordStaff

Ron Swanson is happy with Tom's new business venture and offers up some advice. Ron Swanson: “That sounds like an efficient use of the free market. I would wish you the best of luck, but I believe Read more [...]

Ep. 01: London (Pt. 1): American Dollars

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6America, Capitalism, LondonStaff

Ron Swanson tries to pay for a a postcard he finds humorous in London with American dollars but gets rejected. Ron Swanson: (Holding a postcard that is all black.) “London at Night.” (giggling), Read more [...]

Ep. 22: Are You Better Off?: Investor

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Capitalism, Tom HaverfordStaff

Ron Swanson prefers Tom Haverford teaches his potential investor the ultimate lesson in capitalism. Ron Swanson: “If someone is interested in buying you out, it means you are doing something right. Read more [...]

Ep. 16: Bailout: Capitalism is the Only Way

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Capitalism, Leslie KnopeStaff

Ron Swanson explains his stance on capitalism and world economics to Leslie. Ron Swanson: “Capitalism is the only way, Leslie. It's what moves our country forward. It's what makes America great, and Read more [...]

Ep. 16: Bailout: Business and Government

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Capitalism, Government, Leslie KnopeStaff

Where do failed businesses go? Ron Swanson fills Leslie in... Ron Swanson: “The free market is a jungle, it's beautiful and brutal and should be left alone. When a business fails it dies and a new better Read more [...]

Ep. 21: Bus Tour: Welch

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Capitalism, Work EthicStaff

Ron Swanson lets Bill know how he feels about him pulling out of their original deal. Ron Swanson: “Look friend I respect your slavish devotion to the free market, but you can't welch on a contract. Read more [...]

Swanson Pyramid of Greatness

March 21, 2014About Ron SwansonBacon, Capitalism, Firearms / Guns, Fishing, Food, Grooming, Hunting, Manliness, Meat, Nature / Outdoors, Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, Swanson Yin-Yang of Failure, WeaponsStaff

Just how the man himself introduced it: “Behold. ‘Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.’” About the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness Ron has been developing the “Swanson Pyramid of Greatness” Read more [...]

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