Ep. 05: Halloween Surprise: Impossible
How it’s impossible for Diane to interrupt Ron at work.
Diane Lewis: “Am I interrupting something important?”
Ron Swanson: “Impossible, I work for the government.” Read more [...]
Tag Archives: Bureaucracy
Ep. 03: How a Bill Becomes a Law: Government Project Finally Worked
Ron Swanson admits that a government project has finally worked, at least for him on a personal level.
Ron Swanson: “I begrudgingly admit that the three one one project is a moderate success. I'm still Read more [...]
Ep. 01: Ms. Knope Goes to Washington: Permits and Pig Tom
The barbecue is postponed...
Park Ranger: “Hey Ron, you’re not going to slaughter that pig here are yah?”
Ron Swanson: “Not to worry, I have a permit.”
Park Ranger: “This just says ‘I Read more [...]
Ep. 19: Live Ammo: Reckless Government Spending
Ron Swanson may be even closer to fulfilling his dream of closing down the government.
Ron Swanson:
“I will walk deeper into the belly of the beast if it means I'm able to further limit reckless Read more [...]
Ep. 19: Live Ammo: Reduce Government Spending
Ron Swanson is trying to reduce government spending.
Ron Swanson:
“Chris, great news. I've found a way to reduce government spending by eighty five percent. Here's a hint, no more departments.” Read more [...]
Ep. 12: Campaign Ad: Put Out Fires
Chris wants Ron to sit in on some of the City meetings. Does he have a hidden motive?
Chris Traeger:
“Ron Swanson. How are you?”
Ron Swanson:
“Present.”
Chris Traeger:
“I have a meeting Read more [...]
Ep. 12: Campaign Ad: The Dam
Ron Swanson helps Chris eliminate some of the on going projects and the city spending. And he enjoys it.
Ron Swanson:
“Also we're canceling all of your on-going projects.”
John from Public Works:
“What? Read more [...]
Ep. 16: Li’l Sebastian: Half Mast
Ron Swanson can't hide his feeling for that magnificent little beast.
Ron Swanson:
“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought alright another bureaucrat ate it.
But Read more [...]
Ep. 04: The Boy’s Club: Perfect Government
Ron Swanson spills the beans about his libertarian choices.
Ron Swanson:
“No, I didn't... I didn't do it for Leslie. I did it because I hate bureaucracy. My idea of a perfect government, is one guy Read more [...]