Tag Archives: Ann Perkins

Ep. 04: Leslie and Ron: Picture Frame

January 25, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Ann Perkins, Leslie Knope, Wood WorkingStaff

Now that they finally made up, Ron offers Leslie a peace offering he made from the nurse’s door. Ron Swanson: “The frame is the gift. When my company took on the Morningstar development and I Read more [...]

Ep. 13: Ann and Chris: Our Time Together

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Ann Perkins, ChummyStaff

Ron Swanson says goodbye to Ann. Ron Swanson: “Goodbye Ann, I have enjoyed parts of our time together.” Read more [...]

Ep. 12: Farmers Market: I Don’t Care

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Ann PerkinsStaff

Ron Swanson notices that while listening to his headphones he might have missed something, then quickly realizes he just doesn't care. Ron Swanson: “What's happening now? Is the nurse upset? I don't Read more [...]

Ep. 18: Animal Control: Ron Swanson’s Medical History

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Ann Perkins, PrivacyStaff

After redacting his medical records, Ann Perkins tried to get Ron Swanson to answer some basic questions about his medical history. Ann Perkins: “Ron, you redacted all the information.” Ron Swanson: Read more [...]

Ep. 15: Correspondents’ Lunch: Get Out

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Ann Perkins, Chummy, PrivacyStaff

Ann tries to get chummy, and gets kicked out of Ron’s office. Ann Perkins: “I gotta tell yah, Ron, you were absolutely and totally right.” Ron Swanson: “I know. Now get out.” Read more [...]

Ep. 11: Women in Garbage: Out of Activities

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Ann Perkins, Claymore Mine, The Lewis GirlsStaff

Ron Swanson needs Ann’s help to watch the girls. Ann Perkins: “Or they do hate me and you’re just desperate and tired.” Ron Swanson: “Either way, can you help me? I'm out of activities and Read more [...]

Ep. 11: Women in Garbage: I LOVE NOTHING

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Ann Perkins, Diane Lewis, Relationships, The Lewis GirlsStaff

Ann and the girls heard Ron say he loved Diane, and now he won’t admit it. Ron Swanson: “I LOVE NOTHING!” Read more [...]

Ep. 01: Ms. Knope Goes to Washington: Meet Your Meat

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Ann Perkins, Barbecue, Donna Meagle, Meat, Pig Tom, Pork, Tom HaverfordStaff

Ron Swanson introduces everyone to the pig, named Tom, that he will be slaughtering and grilling for the barbecue. Ron Swanson: “Everyone, meet your meat.” Everyone: “Noooo.” Tom Haverford: Read more [...]

Ep. 05: Meet n Greet: Sense of Pride

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Ann Perkins, Work EthicStaff

Ron Swanson loves that sense of pride from hard work. Ron Swanson: “It’s a good feeling. Sense of accomplishment and pride.” “Damnit… I just love it so much.” Read more [...]

Ep. 03: Born and Raised: Wrong Name

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Ann Perkins, Chummy, PrivacyStaff

One of Ron's many defense mechanisms. Ron Swanson: “Ann was getting a little chummy. When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care.” Read more [...]

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