Ep. 05: Halloween Surprise: Good Table
Andy and April cannot figure out what Ron is selling in the auction.
Ron Swanson: “I am selling this table. I made it.”
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Tag Archives: Andy Dwyer
Ep. 18: Lucky: Third Steak
Ron Swanson was celebrating Andy passing his course and decided he needed more meat.
Ron Swanson:
“Kendra, you know what I am going to have that third steak after all. Go ahead and put that order Read more [...]
Ep. 08: Smallest Park: Root Against
Ron Swanson becomes a supporter of Andy, and get’s sappy in the process.
Ron Swanson:
“I value a good education, so I don't wanna see Andy waste his time in college. Of all my co-workers he is Read more [...]
Ep. 08: Smallest Park: Steel Mill
Ron Swanson reflects back on his youth, and hopes Andy realizes the value of a good education.
Ron Swanson:
“My first day of college my father dropped me off... at the steel mill. He didn't think Read more [...]
Ep. 05: Meet n Greet: Toolbox
Ron Swanson:
“No home is complete without a proper toolbox. Here’s April and Andy’s:”
“A hammer, half of a pretzel, baseball card, some cartridge that says ’Sonic and Hedgehog’, a scissor Read more [...]
Ep. 05: Meet n Greet: Wedding Present
Ron Swanson explaining why he went to Lowes and what he wants to do for April and Andy.
Ron Swanson:
“When April and Andy married, I didn't get them a wedding present. In my experience wedding presents Read more [...]
Gallery: Ron Swanson Shoe Shine
An image sequence of Ron Swanson’s second and third (an last) shoe shines from Andy Dwyer.
Ron Swanson Biography
“A white protestant man with a full rich mustache.”
- Leslie Knope
Ronald Ulysses Swanson is director of the Pawnee, Indiana Parks and Recreation Department. His office has been the study of a local Read more [...]
Ep. 05: Media Blitz: Lovable Fish Heart
Ron Swanson is explaining to April why what she is doing to Andy is wrong.
Ron Swanson:
“When you have a fish on the line, you don’t just drag it behind the boat. You either reel it in or you cut Read more [...]
Ep. 02: Flu Season: Fill in for April
With April in the hospital, Ron Swanson needs a fill-in assistant ASAP.
Ron Swanson:
“I need to find someone to fill in for April.”
“Now, I know I’m not gonna find someone who’s both aggressively Read more [...]