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June 2, 2014MerchandiseLeslie Knope, Many Faces of Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living, Pawnee: The Greatest Town in America, Swanson Pyramid of GreatnessStaff

Want your own Swanson Pyramid of Greatness?

Nick Offerman wrote his own book, and you can also purchase a copy of Leslie Knope’s fictional Pawnee book.

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Swanson Pyramid of Greatness Poster

Swanson Pyramid of Greatness Poster

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Ron Swanson’s Words of Wisdom (Swanson’isms)

Ron Swanson's Words of Wisdom (Swanson'isms)

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Ron Swanson’s Actual Breakfast Poster

Ron Swanson's Actual Breakfast Poster

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Many Faces of Ron Swanson Poster

Many Faces of Ron Swanson Poster

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Ron F***ing Swanson

Ron F***ing Swanson

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Paddle Your Own Canoe by Nick Offerman

Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living

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Pawnee: The Greatest Town in America

Pawnee: The Greatest Town in America

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