Ron Swanson attends what turns out to be his final board meeting for Very Good Building & Development Co.

Lawyer:

“Mr. Chairman, would you like to say a few words?”

Ron Swanson:

“I resign as chairman, effective immediately.”

Lawyer:

“Ah, would you like to explain why?”

Ron Swanson:

“No.”

Lon Swanson:

“Should we discuss your retirement package.”

Ron Swanson:

“Just give me what ever the board thinks is fair.”

Lon Swanson:

“Agreed.”

Vaughn Swanson:

“Best of luck.”

Ron Swanson:

“Don’t get emotional Vaughn, you’re embarrassing yourself.”