Ron Swanson attends what turns out to be his final board meeting for Very Good Building & Development Co.
Lawyer:
“Mr. Chairman, would you like to say a few words?”
Ron Swanson:
“I resign as chairman, effective immediately.”
Lawyer:
“Ah, would you like to explain why?”
Ron Swanson:
“No.”
Lon Swanson:
“Should we discuss your retirement package.”
Ron Swanson:
“Just give me what ever the board thinks is fair.”
Lon Swanson:
“Agreed.”
Vaughn Swanson:
“Best of luck.”
Ron Swanson:
“Don’t get emotional Vaughn, you’re embarrassing yourself.”