Ron Swanson introduces himself to his new Park Ranger staff.
“Pawnee National Park Rangers, This is Ron Swanson, your new Superintendant and boss.”
“Rangers, my name is Ronald Ulysses Swanson, your job and mine is to walk this land and make sure no one harms it. If you show up on time, speak honestly, and treat everyone with fairness we will get along just fine. Though hopefully not too fine as I’m not looking for any new friends. End of speech.”