Donna Meagle and Andy Dwyer go to Salvatore’s funeral with Ron Swanson for support, where he reveals what he liked so much about Salvatore.

Donna Meagle:

“We’re so sorry Ron, you guys were close?”

Ron Swanson:

“I’ve seen Salvatore the first Tuesday of the month for the past four decades. Same exact thing every time. I paid him eight dollars, I sat in the same chair, Salvatore put the same cape over me, then he’d always ask me about the same thing, nothing. It was perfect. I can’t delay this forever. Excuse me.”