Ron has locked himself in his old office, so Leslie quizzes Ron through the window to get to the bottom of what went awry between them.

Leslie Knope:

“Is it that I sent you a birthday card through the U.S. mail so the post office knew your address?”

Ron Swanson:

“No. Go away.”

Leslie Knope:

“Ooh, is it because I had Food N’ Stuff temporarily shut down due to a health code violation?”

Ron Swanson:

“That was you?”

Leslie Knope:

“They had fresh produce out right next to the Roach spray.”

Ron Swanson:

“The name of the store is Food and Stuff. They sell food and they sell stuff. If you don’t like it go to that new place Complete Food.”

Leslie Knope:

“It’s called Whole Foods.”