Ron Swanson recognizes the only odor he can actually smell (Tammy Two), and then politely converses with his ex.

Ron Swanson:

“I re-caliberated the sights on all the rifles in the shooting gallery. I’ve had enough fun for one day.”

Diane Lewis-Swanson:

“Oh, I know that look. Where is she.”

Ron Swanson:

“She’s near. Hide the children.”

Tammy:

“Hello Ron, Hello, Ron’s friend.”

Ron Swanson:

“Tammy, what could possibly bring you to a children’s performance? Preparing a ritual sacrifice of a newborn?”

Tammy:

“No, just trolling for some daddy. Oh, sorry I pronounced that wrong, trolling for some Dad-dee.”

Ron Swanson:

“Diane, why don’t you take the girls for some ice cream, while I dispose of this sewer dwelling gutter witch.”