Ron Swanson tears down a picture taken of him at JJ’s Diner for eating the most eggs, and fears there might be more pictures at other restaurants for competitive eating.

Ron Swanson:

“That’s too much information… Let’s go.”

Tom Haverford:

“Where we going now?”

Ron Swanson:

“I’ve eaten a lot of food in a lot of restaurants. Why is everyone else so bad at eating.”