Season 6

Ep. 22: Moving Up (Pt. 2): Fried Sausage Quilts

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Food, Fried Sausage Quilts, Leslie KnopeStaff

Ron Swanson appreciates Leslie's offer to work for her but turns it down, and then sees a food booth he must visit. Ron Swanson: “It's very sweet, Leslie, and the national park service is probably Read more [...]

Ep. 22: Moving Up (Pt. 2): Sewer Dwelling Gutter Witch

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Diane Lewis, Exes, Tammy, Tammy TwoStaff

Ron Swanson recognizes the only odor he can actually smell (Tammy Two), and then politely converses with his ex. Ron Swanson: “I re-caliberated the sights on all the rifles in the shooting gallery. Read more [...]

Ep. 22: Moving Up (Pt. 2): Discussing Duke Silver

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Duke Silver, Leslie KnopeStaff

Ron Swanson offers Leslie some of his usual wisdom, but in doing so springs an alternative idea for her to learn saxophone. Ron Swanson: “I know it's not easy to leave, but this job does seem perfect. Read more [...]

Ep. 21: Moving Up (Pt. 1): Not Government Work

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Government, Tom Haverford, Wood WorkingStaff

Ron Swanson lets Tom know he actually cares about this project / favor to Tom. Ron Swanson: “This is not government work, as such I treat it with care and attention.” Read more [...]

Ep. 21: Moving Up (Pt. 1): Machine Made

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Tom Haverford, Wood WorkingStaff

Ron Swanson’s wood work is sometimes too perfect, so he needs to destroy it and start over. (Ron smashes a chair into the ground) Tom Haverford: “Ron, what was wrong with that one?” Ron Swanson: “It Read more [...]

Ep. 21: Moving Up (Pt. 1): Wood Cost

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Tom Haverford, Wood WorkingStaff

Ron Swanson may be doing the work for free, but the supplies cost money — a number Tom did not know the full extent of. Ron Swanson: “Smart move son, because you currently owe me sixteen thousand Read more [...]

Ep. 20: One in 8,000: Favor

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Donna Meagle, Tammy, Tammy TwoStaff

Ron Swanson disgustingly asks for help from a co-worker. Donna Meegle: “You wanted to see me?” (shaking head in disgust) Ron Swanson: “Yes, I need to ask you for a faaavor.” Donna Meegle: Read more [...]

Ep. 20: One in 8,000: Tread Lightly

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Donna MeagleStaff

Ron Swanson lets Donna's ex, Joe, know he is watching him. Ron Swanson: “I'm on to you friend. Tread lightly.” Read more [...]

Ep. 20: One in 8,000: Don’t Confuse Drama

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Donna MeagleStaff

Ron Swanson thinks Donna has the wrong idea about her ex and offers up some advice. Ron Swanson: “I honestly don't care, but I'm just gonna say it. I like Joe. He is a nice man, who is good with Read more [...]

Ep. 19: Flu Season 2: Alcohol in Your Mouth

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Alcohol, Ben Wyatt, PrivacyStaff

Ron Swanson finds alcohol may stop Ben from talking. Ben Wyatt: “Sorry, just weird family business.” Ron Swanson: “Sounds private. No need to discuss it with me.” Ben Wyatt: “My Read more [...]

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