Ep. 09: Ron and Diane: First Chair

Tammy Two is distracting Ron Swanson during his Indiana Fine Woodworking Awards acceptance speech.

Ron Swanson:

“This award is the only one I’d ever give a damn about. I made my first chair when I was five, but the quality of the wood was wanting so when I turned nine I used my factory wages to purchase some beautiful local walnut.”

(Tammy Two starts to flash Ron from the audience)

“Uh, thank you, for this, uh this all good, night good.”

(Tammy Two points to her private parts from the audience)

“Uh, there it is.”