The government is a greedy piglet

Ep. 14: Road Trip: Greedy Piglet

Ron Swanson is about to explain the ineffectiveness of Government to a nine year old girl visiting on a school field trip.

Ron Swanson:

“It’s never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on the tax payers tete until they have sore, chapped nipples.

I’m going to need a different metaphor to give this nine year old.”