Ep. 11: Tom’s Divorce: Strip Clubs March 13, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 2Dislikes, Strip Clubs, Strippers, WomenStaff Ron Swanson does not care for strip clubs. Ron Swanson: “Wouldn’t know. Don’t like strip clubs. It smells like a wet mop in here. And I get the feeling that every one of theses women is running a low grade fever.”