Ep. 11: Two Funerals: Eastern Wisdom

February 19, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Alcohol, Andy Dwyer, Dislikes, Ron Dunn, ScotchStaff

Ron Swanson is mourning Salvatore by having a drink at Tommy's Bistro and runs into his old nemesis, Ron Dunn. Donna Meagle: “Buck up Swanson, it's like you said, death is natural. And Sal lived Read more [...]

Ep. 11: Two Funerals: Euro Trash

February 19, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Dislikes, Europe, TyphoonStaff

Thanks to Donna Meagle, Ron Swanson meets his new barber/stylist, Typhoon. They hit it off surprisingly well. Ron Swanson: “So, Typhoon, what do you like to do for fun?” Typhoon: “I'm writing Read more [...]

Ep. 10: The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show: Make Something with Carpenter Ron

February 19, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Andy Dwyer, Make Something with Carpenter Ron, The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show, Wood Shop, Wood WorkingStaff

During Andy’s “The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show” Ron has a small segment called “Make Something with Carpenter Ron.” Andy ”Johnny Karate” Dwyer: “Hello Carpenter Read more [...]

Ep. 10: The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show: Very Good Building & Development Co. Commercial

February 19, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Very Good Building & Development Co.Staff

Ron Swanson made a commercial for his Very Good Building & Development Co. Ron Swanson: “Hire Very Good Building Company for your construction needs. Or do not, I am not a beggar...” (pauses Read more [...]

Gallery: The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show Credits

February 19, 2015Image GalleryAndy Dwyer, The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion ShowStaff

Ron Swanson’s spot in the opening credits to “The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show.” Andy aka Johnny Karate tries to give him a hug, and get’s a chop to the throat instead. Too Read more [...]

My Tales of Whisky by Nick Offerman

February 17, 2015News & MediaLagavulin, Scotch, WhiskeyStaff

“There’s no wrong way to order a Lagavulin.” Nick Offerman did a commercial for Lagavulin. Watch him fulfill orders for their scotch the old fashioned way. Read more [...]

Ron Swanson Valentine’s Day Card by Alex Storm

February 17, 2015News & MediaStaff

A friend pointed out this Ron Swanson Valentine's Day Card, but unfortunately it was too late to post on the site for this year’s holiday. This original artwork was by Alex Storm. You can download a Read more [...]

Ep. 09: Pie-Mary: Out of Local Government

February 12, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7April LudgateStaff

April Ludgate fills Ron Swanson in on her future plans to leave Pawnee, and now he wants his spare key back. Ron Swanson: “Well I had hoped you'd choose a more dignified trade like masonry or logging. Read more [...]

Ep. 09: Pie-Mary: I Love Puzzles

February 12, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7April Ludgate, Pop Culture, PuzzlesStaff

April lost Ron Swanson’s spare key, but he’s surprisingly happy about it. Ron Swanson: “It's an impossible puzzle, and I love puzzles. A minimal helpful note, these appear to be human teeth, Read more [...]

Ep. 09: Pie-Mary: I Trust You

February 12, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Andy Dwyer, April Ludgate, PuzzlesStaff

Ron Swanson lets April know that it was about the puzzle and her as a person, more than it was about the missing key. Ron Swanson: “I change my house locks every sixteen days. That key has been Read more [...]

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