Ep. 21: Bus Tour: A Man’s Word
Ron Swanson believes in a man's word, and you better not cross him.
Bill Butler:
“What about you mister a man’s word is sacred.”
Ron Swanson:
“Well it is, but you're an asshole.” Read more [...]
Tag Archives: Work Ethic
Ep. 17: Campaign Shake-Up: Pet Calves
Ron Swanson likes not doing government work, but soon he may have to.
Ron Swanson:
“Either we complete a government project which is abhorrent to me or we bring a new person into the department which Read more [...]
Ep. 17: Campaign Shake-Up: Wasting a Full Day Of Work
Ron Swanson lets April know how things might change, even though she followed his rules.
Ron Swanson:
“Normally, I'd be very proud of you for what you did. This is a rare example where wasting a Read more [...]
Ep. 16: Sweet Sixteen: Jerry
Ron Swanson saying something nice to Jerry on his birthday.
Ron Swanson:
“Jerry's work is often adequate.” Read more [...]
Ep. 16: Sweet Sixteen: Whole Ass One Thing
Ron Swanson gives another life lesson to Leslie and reveals a little more about himself.
Ron Swanson:
“I now officially insist you take a sabbatical.”
Leslie Knope:
“No, no...”
Ron Swanson:
“Let Read more [...]
Ep. 14: Operation Ann: Ribs
Ron Swanson has a great attitude at work. For ribs…
Ron Swanson:
“Thank you all for being here, let’s get started.”
Leslie Knope:
“Wow. Great attitude, Ron.”
Ron Swanson:
“Sorry. Read more [...]
Ep. 11: The Comeback Kid: Contractor
Ron Swanson doesn’t think much of contractors.
Ron Swanson:
“Leslie wanted to hire a contractor to build the stage. I don't wanna paint with a broad brush here but every single contractor in the Read more [...]
Ep. 10: Citizen Knope: Any Other Damn Thing You Might Need
Ron, on his contribution to Leslie's campaign team.
Ron Swanson:
“Ron Swanson, any other damn thing you might need.” Read more [...]
Ep. 08: Smallest Park: Phone Calls
Ron Swanson is upset April was not at her desk.
Ron Swanson:
“April, where have you been? Over two phone calls came in... unimpeded!!!” Read more [...]
Ep. 07: The Treaty: Tom Haverford’s Don’t Grow On Trees
Ron Swanson actually appreciates Tom Haverford, and his work ethic.
Ron Swanson:
“I guess your right Tom. I'm not gonna find another you. You were perfect. Competent to keep the bosses off my back, Read more [...]