Tag Archives: Women

Ep. 16: New Slogan: Women’s Undergarments

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Andy Dwyer, Duke Silver, WomenStaff

Ron Swanson explains to Andy why Duke Silver cannot play at the Unity Concert. Andy Dwyer: “I'm booking you for the Unity concert.” Ron Swanson: “Absolutely not. My musical career is private. Read more [...]

Ep. 18: Lucky: Powerful Women

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4WomenStaff

Ron Swanson explains his parents’ relationship, and how his life was shaped by powerful women. Ron Swanson: “I don't consider my self an anything ’ist, but my life has been shaped by powerful Read more [...]

Ep. 18: Lucky: Deleted Scene

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Exes, WomenStaff

In this deleted scene Ron explains how his love of strong women may have developed. Ron Swanson: “My Uncle Lon once tried to open a door for my mom and she burned down his ice house. No small feat Read more [...]

Ep. 02: Ron & Tammys: Prefer Brunettes

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Brunettes, Tammy, Tammy One, Tammy Two, WomenStaff

Ron Swanson prefers brunettes. Ron Swanson: “Why do I only date brunettes? You know sometimes you eat chicken and you get food poisoning, and then even the site of chicken makes you sick. Tammy One Read more [...]

Ep. 02: Flu Season: Surrounded by Women

March 15, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 3Andy Dwyer, WomenStaff

Why Ron Swanson approves of Andy. Ron Swanson: “I like Andy.” “I’m surrounded by a bunch of women in this department. And that includes the men.” Read more [...]

Ep. 17: Woman of the Year: Powerful Women

March 13, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 2WNBA, WomenStaff

When not working Ron enjoys watching female athletes and he is never one to go seeking acceptance from an award committee. Ron Swanson: “Come on Leslie, you know I'm not a sexist. I love powerful Read more [...]

Ep. 11: Tom’s Divorce: Off Your Jock

March 13, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 2Leslie Knope, WomenStaff

Ron Swanson offers some advice to Tom Haverford on how to get Leslie to leave him alone. Ron Swanson: “You know, Leslie just thinks you're a wounded animal. So her female instincts are kicking in. Here's Read more [...]

Ep. 11: Tom’s Divorce: Spooning

March 13, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 2Spooning, Wendy, WomenStaff

Referring to Tom's ex-wife, Wendy. Ron Swanson: “Looking at her, I feel like she might be the perfect spooning size for me.” “I’m gonna take a leak.” Read more [...]

Ep. 11: Tom’s Divorce: Strip Clubs

March 13, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 2Dislikes, Strip Clubs, Strippers, WomenStaff

Ron Swanson does not care for strip clubs. Ron Swanson: “Wouldn't know. Don't like strip clubs. It smells like a wet mop in here. And I get the feeling that every one of theses women is running a low Read more [...]

Ep. 08: Ron & Tammy: Naked Tammy Breakfast

March 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 2Breakfast Food, Tammy, Tammy Two, WomenStaff

Two of Ron's guilty pleasures. Ron Swanson: “I'm a simple man. I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. But this stock photo I bought at a framing store, isn't real. Today I got the real Read more [...]

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