Ron Swanson lets the construction workers know they will be no bother to his son. Construction Foreman: “Well, we're gonna be kinda loud.” Ron Swanson: “Tuhahaha, my son is several weeks Read more [...]
Ron Swanson is no thief, but the fund raiser requires them to watch the debate. Unfortunately Andy forgot to pay the cable bill, so Ron temporarily remedies that. Ron Swanson: “After I steal this Read more [...]
How Ron Swanson helped Ben get the cryptext open.
If Ron had to come back, it would be as a tool. Chris Traeger: “Ron, if you could be reincarnated, what would you like to be?” Ron Swanson: “Socket wrench sounds pretty good actually.” Ron Read more [...]
Ron Swanson: “No home is complete without a proper toolbox. Here’s April and Andy’s:” “A hammer, half of a pretzel, baseball card, some cartridge that says ’Sonic and Hedgehog’, a scissor Read more [...]
Ron Swanson reveals how he comes to endorse certain products. Ron Swanson: “I won’t publicly endorse a product unless I use it exclusively and I really believe in it. My only official recommendations Read more [...]