Ep. 15: The Wall: Sound of Power Tools
Ron Swanson lets the construction workers know they will be no bother to his son.
Construction Foreman:
“Well, we're gonna be kinda loud.”
Ron Swanson:
“Tuhahaha, my son is several weeks Read more [...]
Tag Archives: Tools
Ep. 20: The Debate: Steal Cable
Ron Swanson is no thief, but the fund raiser requires them to watch the debate. Unfortunately Andy forgot to pay the cable bill, so Ron temporarily remedies that.
Ron Swanson:
“After I steal this Read more [...]
Gallery: Cryptext
How Ron Swanson helped Ben get the cryptext open.
Ep. 06: End of the World: Reincarnated as Tools
If Ron had to come back, it would be as a tool.
Chris Traeger:
“Ron, if you could be reincarnated, what would you like to be?”
Ron Swanson:
“Socket wrench sounds pretty good actually.”
Ron Read more [...]
Ep. 05: Meet n Greet: Toolbox
Ron Swanson:
“No home is complete without a proper toolbox. Here’s April and Andy’s:”
“A hammer, half of a pretzel, baseball card, some cartridge that says ’Sonic and Hedgehog’, a scissor Read more [...]
Ep. 13: The Fight: Endorse a Product
Ron Swanson reveals how he comes to endorse certain products.
Ron Swanson:
“I won’t publicly endorse a product unless I use it exclusively and I really believe in it.
My only official recommendations Read more [...]