Ep. 05: Gryzzlbox: Gryzzl Doodad
Ron Swanson sees that Gryzzl is data mining its customers, but surprises everyone with his response — he could care less.
Ron Swanson:
“I have no reaction to this.”
Leslie Knope:
“What?”
Ron Read more [...]
Tag Archives: Technology
Ep. 05: Gryzzlbox: Gryzzl Robot
Ron Swanson does not take too kindly to Gryzll's latest care package, when it invades HIS family’s privacy.
Ron Swanson:
“We need to talk.”
Ben Wyatt:
“What is that?”
Ron Swanson: Read more [...]
Ep. 12: Farmers Market: Records in This Rectangle
Ron Swanson lets Chris know some of his troubles with Ann, while showing off his new iPod.
Ron Swanson: “You've fallen into a classic trap, Christopher. Trying to fix a woman's problems instead of Read more [...]
Ep. 12: Farmers Market: Excellent Rectangle
Ron Swanson really enjoys his new iPod.
Ron Swanson: “Ha, the songs just play one right after the other. This is an excellent rectangle.” Read more [...]
Ep. 03: The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic: Social Media
Ron Swanson does not subscribe to the new world of social media, and being on the grid.
Ron Swanson: “Food is for eating, places are for being. End of discussion.” Read more [...]
Ep. 03: The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic: Vine
Ron Swanson accidentally created a Vine of himself and wants it deleted.
Ron Swanson: “Erase all pictures of Ron.” Read more [...]
Ep. 15: Correspondents’ Lunch: Hack
Ron Swanson loves old hack-proof technology.
Ron Swanson: “You can't hack into a typewriter. That's all I have to say.” Read more [...]
Ep. 09: The Trial of Leslie Knope: Invasion of Privacy
Ron Swanson learns about the online threats to his privacy — browser cookies and Google Earth.
Ron Swanson: “APRIL! Listen I was trying to buy this hand crafted mahogany wood model of a B-25 Mitchell Read more [...]