Ep. 02: Ron and Jammy: My Condolences
After smelling she was near, Ron sees Tammy and Jeremy together for the first time.
Ron Swanson:
“So, you are together now? My condolences to both of you.”
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Tag Archives: Tammy Two
Ep. 02: Ron and Jammy: Geneva Convention
Ron lays out a battle plan to help Jamm.
Ron Swanson:
“When it comes to Tammy the code is the same as that of the battlefield. First you leave no man behind. Second you must protect yourself against Read more [...]
Ep. 02: Ron and Jammy: Chastity Belt
Ron made a Tammy deprogramming kit for Jamm, including a chastity belt.
Ron Swanson:
“I made this Tammy deprogramming kit incase I ever fell victim to her again. First, this is a chastity belt that Read more [...]
Ep. 02: Ron and Jammy: Tammy Scenarios
Ron and Leslie go over some scenarios, so Jamm might learn how to thwart Tammy's sexual desires. Leslie does a flawless impersonation of Tammy Two, by the way…
Scenario One
Leslie Knope:
“Hey Read more [...]
Ep. 22: Moving Up (Pt. 2): Sewer Dwelling Gutter Witch
Ron Swanson recognizes the only odor he can actually smell (Tammy Two), and then politely converses with his ex.
Ron Swanson:
“I re-caliberated the sights on all the rifles in the shooting gallery. Read more [...]
Ep. 20: One in 8,000: Favor
Ron Swanson disgustingly asks for help from a co-worker.
Donna Meegle:
“You wanted to see me?”
(shaking head in disgust)
Ron Swanson:
“Yes, I need to ask you for a faaavor.”
Donna Meegle: Read more [...]
Ep. 10: Two Parties: Forbade and Thwarted
All the guys tell their stories as to why they never had bachelor parties.
Ron Swanson: “Tammy One forbade me from any kind of celebration and Tammy Two thwarted me by calling in a bomb threat to the Read more [...]
Ep. 09: Ron and Diane: Piece of Human Garbage
Diane Lewis gets formally introduced to Tammy Two.
Ron Swanson: “Tammy, this is Diane. Diane this is a piece of human garbage named Tammy, who is also my ex-wife.” Read more [...]
Ep. 09: Ron and Diane: First Chair
Tammy Two is distracting Ron Swanson during his Indiana Fine Woodworking Awards acceptance speech.
Ron Swanson: “This award is the only one I'd ever give a damn about. I made my first chair when I was Read more [...]
Ep. 09: The Trial of Leslie Knope: Cloven Hooves
Ron Swanson knows when Tammy Two is around. One of the few things he can still smell.
Ron Swanson:
“She's here.”
Leslie Knope:
“Who's here?”
Ron Swanson:
“My ex-wife Tammy Two. I Read more [...]