Tag Archives: Tammy One

Ep. 10: Two Parties: Forbade and Thwarted

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Exes, Tammy, Tammy One, Tammy TwoStaff

All the guys tell their stories as to why they never had bachelor parties. Ron Swanson: “Tammy One forbade me from any kind of celebration and Tammy Two thwarted me by calling in a bomb threat to the Read more [...]

Ep. 02: Ron & Tammys: Income Tax is Illegal

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Government, Income Tax, Tammy, Tammy One, Tax PayersStaff

Ron Swanson is unhappy that Tammy One informed him he is being audited. Supposedly? Ron Swanson: “You know what, screw this. First of all Income Tax is illegal. Second Tammy is a psychological mastermind. Read more [...]

Ep. 02: Ron & Tammys: Named Tammy

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Ron's Mom, Tammy, Tammy One, Tammy TwoStaff

All of the women in Ron’s life are named Tammy. Ron Swanson: “My first ex-wife's name is Tammy. My second ex-wife's name is Tammy. My mom's name is Tamara... She goes by Tammy.” Read more [...]

Ep. 02: Ron & Tammys: Prefer Brunettes

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Brunettes, Tammy, Tammy One, Tammy Two, WomenStaff

Ron Swanson prefers brunettes. Ron Swanson: “Why do I only date brunettes? You know sometimes you eat chicken and you get food poisoning, and then even the site of chicken makes you sick. Tammy One Read more [...]

Ep. 02: Ron & Tammys: Shaved Off Mustache

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Leslie Knope, Mustache, Tammy, Tammy OneStaff

How Tammy One convinced Ron Swanson to shave off his mustache. Leslie Knope: “Ron, your mustache fell off.” (laughing at Leslie’s comment) Ron Swanson: “Leslie, you goofball.” “Tammy Read more [...]

Ep. 02: Ron & Tammys: Swanson Family Mash Liquor

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Alcohol, April Ludgate, Leslie Knope, Ron's Mom, Swanson Family Mash Liquor, Tammy, Tammy OneStaff

This is actually four different quotes (warnings, really) all related to the Swanson Family Mash Liquor Ron’s mom, Tammy One, Leslie, and April were drinking. Ron Swanson: “That's Swanson Family Mash Read more [...]

Ep. 02: Ron & Tammys: Deleted Scene

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Tammy, Tammy OneStaff

In this deleted scene, Ron expresses his joy of going to the Ice Capades with Tammy One. Ron Swanson: “Oh, and I forgot to to mention, we went to the Ice Capades.” (giggling like a little child) “It Read more [...]

Ep. 02: Ron & Tammys: Deleted Scene

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Exes, Tammy, Tammy One, Tammy TwoStaff

In this deleted scene, Ron explains the kind of women that are drawn to him. Ron Swanson: “I have married two spiritually contorted satanistic pig women in my life... SO yeah, I guess you could say Read more [...]

Ep. 01: I’m Leslie Knope: Three Rules

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Leslie Knope, Tammy, Tammy OneStaff

Ron Swanson and Leslie are hiding out at one of Ron's cabins discussing the previous night and the upcoming afternoon. Ron Swanson: “If you're gonna stay here there are three rules you need to follow. Read more [...]

Ep. 01: I’m Leslie Knope: Bloodhound

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4April Ludgate, Tammy, Tammy OneStaff

Ron Swanson upon returning to the office from his hiatus hiding from Tammy One. Ron Swanson: “If any of you need anything at all, too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves like adults. I'll be Read more [...]

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Tag Archives: Tammy One

Ep. 10: Two Parties: Forbade and Thwarted

Ep. 02: Ron & Tammys: Income Tax is Illegal

Ep. 02: Ron & Tammys: Named Tammy

Ep. 02: Ron & Tammys: Prefer Brunettes

Ep. 02: Ron & Tammys: Shaved Off Mustache

Ep. 02: Ron & Tammys: Swanson Family Mash Liquor

Ep. 02: Ron & Tammys: Deleted Scene

Ep. 02: Ron & Tammys: Deleted Scene

Ep. 01: I’m Leslie Knope: Three Rules

Ep. 01: I’m Leslie Knope: Bloodhound