Ep. 19: Flu Season 2: Blueberry Wine
Much to his surprise Ron Swanson may like a color of alcohol, other than brown.
Wine Waitress:
“Some of our Blueberry wine? We make it right here at the vineyard.”
Ron Swanson:
“I don't Read more [...]
Tag Archives: Privacy
Ep. 19: Flu Season 2: Personal Problems
Ben lets Ron know about his shortcoming, but Ron sees it as a compliment.
Ben Wyatt:
“You know, you are a wonderful guy, and I admire many things about you, but you are a terrible person to discuss Read more [...]
Ep. 15: The Wall: John
Ron Swanson tries to maintain privacy, while introducing everyone to his new family member.
Ron Swanson:
“Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to my son, John, middle name redacted, Swanson. John Read more [...]
Ep. 15: The Wall: Ideal Conversation
Ron Swanson and Leslie Knope began a conversation, about conversations.
Leslie Knope:
“Ron, what are you doing here?”
Ron Swanson:
“The most important government work, I've ever done, sanding Read more [...]
Ep. 03: The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic: Right to Privacy
Ron Swanson takes his right to privacy very seriously, but also shares a tid bit about himself and his secrecy.
Ron Swanson: “The right to privacy is very important to me. My family has had a single Read more [...]
Ep. 03: The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic: Social Media
Ron Swanson does not subscribe to the new world of social media, and being on the grid.
Ron Swanson: “Food is for eating, places are for being. End of discussion.” Read more [...]
Ep. 03: The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic: Paul the Postman
Ron Swanson talks to the postman about not delivering certain mail, and doesn't care for the response.
Ron Swanson: “Paul, if you ever see another one of these with my name on it, I want you to drive Read more [...]
Ep. 03: The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic: Restaurant Pictures
Ron Swanson tears down a picture taken of him at JJ's Diner for eating the most eggs, and fears there might be more pictures at other restaurants for competitive eating.
Ron Swanson: “That's too much Read more [...]
Ep. 03: The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic: Vine
Ron Swanson accidentally created a Vine of himself and wants it deleted.
Ron Swanson: “Erase all pictures of Ron.” Read more [...]
Ep. 01: London (Pt. 1): Wedding Reception
Ron Swanson is happy with the wedding ceremony, and now wants his privacy for the reception.
Ron Swanson: “Great job everyone. The reception will be held in each of our individual houses alone.” Read more [...]