With Joan passed out, Ron Swanson begins to take calls on “Pawnee Today.” Of course he does not get hung over. Caller 1: “Hi, uh, what's wrong with Joan?” Ron Swanson: “She has a bad hangover, Read more [...]

Ron’s second caller of the day. Caller 2: “Hi, my Yorkshire Terrier has chewed up the legs on my kitchen table. Is there a cheap way to repair that?” Ron Swanson: “Great question. Take a walnut Read more [...]

Ron Swanson takes some more calls on “Pawnee Today.” Ron Swanson: “Don't trust big banks or small banks. Banks are Ponzi schemes run by morons.” Ron Swanson: “Your house isn't haunted, you're Read more [...]

In this deleted scene, Ron answers more caller questions on “Pawnee Today.” Ron Swanson: “Replacing the chain on your chainsaw is child's play. Literally. Grab your son or daughter and I'll walk Read more [...]

In this deleted scene, Ron answers more caller questions on “Pawnee Today.” Caller 4: “Hello, um, is it cold outside? I'm all snuggled up and I do not want to get out of bed.” Ron Swanson: Read more [...]

In this deleted scene, Ron answers more caller questions on “Pawnee Today.” Caller 5: Whispering so as not to be heard by anyone but the phone. “Hi, uh, my wife asked me if the dress she has on Read more [...]