Ron Swanson reveals his future plans, and proposes to Diane.
Diane Lewis: “I got about a million thoughts running through my head, but I really just wanna know what you're thinkin'.”
Ron Swanson: Read more [...]
The Justice of the Peace recognizes Ron Swanson.
Justice of the Peace:
“Haven't I done a quickie wedding for you before.”
Ron Swanson: “It's certainly possible, but this one's going to Read more [...]
Ron Swanson is happy with the wedding ceremony, and now wants his privacy for the reception.
Ron Swanson: “Great job everyone. The reception will be held in each of our individual houses alone.” Read more [...]
The first time Ron won’t regret walking down the aisle.
Leslie Knope: “Ron, I'm going to need you to walk me down the aisle.”
Ron Swanson: “It would be an honor. And the first time I won't Read more [...]
Ron Swanson has never presented a bride on her wedding day, but he’s pretty sure he did it wrong.
Ron Swanson: “I'm sorry Leslie.”
Leslie Knope: “For what?”
Ron Swanson: “I've never Read more [...]
Ron Swanson liked Andy's Women Studies class... and the professor.
Ron Swanson:
“I whole heartedly agree. If that woman weren't so violently opposed to marriage I think I would propose to her.” Read more [...]
Ron Swanson shares more insight.
Ron Swanson:
“Leslie, I got married twice, both times I was a lot older than those two, and both marriages ended in divorce and a burning effigy. Whose to say what Read more [...]
Ron Swanson reveals his dying wish.Ron Swanson: “On my death bed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rushed to my side so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time.”
“Would Read more [...]
Ron Swanson fills Leslie in on all the details from his cup of coffee with Tammy 2. You can see an image gallery of their whole date here.
Ron Swanson:
“We didn't talk. We made love.”
“It was Read more [...]