Tag Archives: Love

Ep. 07: Donna and Joe: Love Weddings

February 4, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Love, ReligionStaff

Why does Ron Swanson love weddings? Ron Swanson: “I love weddings. Good food, the celebration of romantic love, and most of all Churches. Say what you will about organized religion those bastards Read more [...]

Ep. 07: Donna and Joe: Romantic Love

February 4, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Love, Lucy, Tom HaverfordStaff

Ron Swanson finally fixes the Tom and Lucy problem through his usual straightforward wisdom. Ron Swanson: “I only meant to say that there's no shame in declaring how you feel to someone you cherish. Read more [...]

Ep. 08: Ron & Tammy: Go to Hell One Last Time

March 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 2Exes, Love, Marriage, Tammy, Tammy TwoStaff

Ron Swanson reveals his dying wish.Ron Swanson: “On my death bed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rushed to my side so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time.” “Would Read more [...]

Ep. 08: Ron & Tammy: Made Love

March 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 2Love, Marriage, Sex, Tammy, Tammy TwoStaff

Ron Swanson fills Leslie in on all the details from his cup of coffee with Tammy 2. You can see an image gallery of their whole date here. Ron Swanson: “We didn't talk. We made love.” “It was Read more [...]

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Tag Archives: Love

Ep. 07: Donna and Joe: Love Weddings

Ep. 07: Donna and Joe: Romantic Love

Ep. 08: Ron & Tammy: Go to Hell One Last Time

Ep. 08: Ron & Tammy: Made Love