Everyone’s favorite breakfast food loving head of the parks department is now memorialized as a Funko Pop figure. Choose from Ron Swanson Funko glaring at you with his Mulligan’s coffee mug, or Read more [...]
How Ron Swanson burned all his eyebrows off.
Ron Swanson can't hide his feeling for that magnificent little beast. Ron Swanson: “When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought alright another bureaucrat ate it. But Read more [...]
Again Ron cannot hide his feeling for the mini horse. Ron Swanson: “We need to send that glorious beast into the great beyond with a display that rivals the Super Bowl Halftime Show... Also the Read more [...]
Ron Swanson prefers laying wreathes. Ron Swanson: “I think if you would know one thing about me, it would be that I prefer laying wreathes to lighting torches.” Read more [...]
Ron Swanson reflects back on the only two events in his lifetime that have made him cry. Ron Swanson: “I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus, and then Read more [...]
Ron Swanson explains one of the great things about Lil' Sebastian. Ron Swanson: “Son, this horse has an honorary degree from Notre Dame.” Read more [...]