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Ep. 06: Save JJ’s: Free Market

January 28, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Breakfast Food, Capitalism, JJsStaff

Once again Ron Swanson is conflicted between his morals, and love for breakfast food. Ron Swanson: “Even though I'm a firm believer in the free market, and your failure as a business man is ultimately Read more [...]

Ep. 06: Save JJ’s: Go to War

January 28, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Bacon, Breakfast Food, Eggs, Food, JJsStaff

Ron Swanson can’t think of a more noble cause, and agrees to help Leslie save JJ's Diner. Ron Swanson: “I can't think of anything more noble to go to war over, than bacon and eggs.” Read more [...]

Ep. 06: Save JJ’s: JJ’s Rally

January 28, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Breakfast Food, JJs, Leslie Knope, PrivacyStaff

Ron Swanson addresses the crowd at the rally to save JJ's Diner, and he does not like what he sees. Ron Swanson: “I do not like rallies, and based on what I see from this vantage point, I do not Read more [...]

Ep. 04: Leslie and Ron: Anything But Breakfast Food

January 25, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Breakfast Food, Favorite Food, Food, JJs, Leslie KnopeStaff

Ron Swanson and Leslie Knope are on their way to JJ’s to eat too much breakfast food. Ron Swanson: “Why does anybody in the world ever eat anything but breakfast food?” Leslie Knope: “People Read more [...]

Ep. 03: The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic: Restaurant Pictures

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Eggs, Food, JJs, PrivacyStaff

Ron Swanson tears down a picture taken of him at JJ's Diner for eating the most eggs, and fears there might be more pictures at other restaurants for competitive eating. Ron Swanson: “That's too much Read more [...]

Ep. 12: Ann’s Decision: Dealer’s Choice

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Breakfast Food, Favorite Food, JJsStaff

How Ron orderers breakfast at JJ’s. Ron Swanson: “I'm gonna get twelve eggs and part of a dead animal. Dealer’s choice. Please and thank you.” Read more [...]

Ep. 07: Leslie vs. April: Waffles

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Breakfast Food, JJs, Leslie Knope, WafflesStaff

Distraction waffles, or friendship waffles? Ron Swanson: “And if you were particularly amped up about a project, I'd take you to JJ’s and distract you with waffles.” Leslie Knope: “Those Read more [...]

Ep. 03: Time Capsule: The Four Horsemeals of the Eggporkalypse

March 16, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 3Bacon, Breakfast Food, Food, JJs, PorkStaff

What did Ron Swanson choose to put inside the Pawnee Time Capsule? Ron Swanson: “I am submitting this menu from a Pawnee institution, JJ’s Diner, home of the world’s best breakfast dish The Four Read more [...]

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