Ron Swanson thanks Jerry, and gives him a heartfelt goodbye. Ron Swanson: “You're right. Jerry thank you for your service. Goodbye.” Read more [...]
Every workplace has a Jerry, which supports Ron’s theory of Social Darwinism. Ron Swanson: “No need to worry. Every place I've ever worked in has had a Jerry. When one Jerry leaves, the office naturally Read more [...]
Tom Haverford drops some intern knowledge on Ron Swanson. Tom Haverford: “Interns cost nothing to the tax payer and more importantly they're usually stupid and terrible, so they get no work done. It's Read more [...]
To save Tom Haverford from becoming the new Jerry of the office, Ron Swanson re-hired the real Jerry back part time. Ron Swanson: “Are you hearing me, son?” “Jerry will come in once a week, and Read more [...]
Jerry is the only one in the office with keys to unlock the door. Ron Swanson: “Jerry, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm so glad you're here.” Read more [...]
A list of what won’t be on the barbecue menu. Ron Swanson: “There will be no fouffy deserts. There will be no giant soaked bubble guns. There will be no adult men in costumes. And most of all there Read more [...]
Ron Swanson saying something nice to Jerry on his birthday. Ron Swanson: “Jerry's work is often adequate.” Read more [...]
Ron Swanson actually acknowledging Jerry.
“Hey Jer’, hump day, am I right buddy?”
How Ron Swanson burned all his eyebrows off.
Ron Swanson shares a little insight with Chris about his employees. Ron Swanson: “Chris, you have come up with a plan so spectacularly horrible that it might ruin the entire department.” Chris Read more [...]