How Ron Swanson is finally able to eat a banana.
Tag Archives: Health Food
Ep. 17: Partridge: Skim Milk
Skim milk is water that's lying about being milk.
Ron Swanson: “Tom and April were excellent witnesses in my defense. Unfortunately every single word out of their mouths was a lie. There is only one Read more [...]
Ep. 16: Bailout: Garnishes
Ron Swanson won’t allow garnishes to share plate space with the rest of his meal.
Ron Swanson: “These will not be necessary.”
(Handing the server the garnishes on the platter) Read more [...]
Ep. 10: Soulmates: Vegan Bacon
What happens when Ron Swanson samples vegan bacon.
Store Clerk: “Would you like to sample our vegan bacon. One hundred percent meatless.”
Ron Swanson: “Yes, please.”
(He takes the strip of bacon Read more [...]
Ep. 10: Soulmates: Deleted Scene
In this deleted scene Ron describes his first trip to a health food store.
Ron Swanson:
“I’ve never been to a health food store. I imagine it is where manliness goes to die. I will come in the Read more [...]
Ep. 09: Fancy Party: Vegetable Loaf
Ron Swanson is not too pleased with Chris' contribution to the party.
Chris Traeger:
“I was in charge of the cake. To be fair, it’s not a cake, so much as it is a vegetable loaf. You’ve got your Read more [...]
Ep. 06: Indianapolis: Salad
Ron Swanson gets offered a salad.
Chris Traeger: “Ron, Would you like some salad?”
Ron Swanson: “Since I am not a rabbit, no, I would not.” Read more [...]
Ep. 06: Indianapolis: Portabello Mushrooms
When Ron Swanson pulls open the BBQ lid at Chris Traeger’s house, he gets quite an unsettling surprise, and almost passes out from the horror.
Ron Swanson:
“AHHHHH!!!”
“WHAT IN THE DEVIL’S Read more [...]