How Ron Swanson is finally able to eat a banana.
Skim milk is water that's lying about being milk. Ron Swanson: “Tom and April were excellent witnesses in my defense. Unfortunately every single word out of their mouths was a lie. There is only one Read more [...]
Ron Swanson won’t allow garnishes to share plate space with the rest of his meal. Ron Swanson: “These will not be necessary.” (Handing the server the garnishes on the platter) Read more [...]
What happens when Ron Swanson samples vegan bacon. Store Clerk: “Would you like to sample our vegan bacon. One hundred percent meatless.” Ron Swanson: “Yes, please.” (He takes the strip of bacon Read more [...]
In this deleted scene Ron describes his first trip to a health food store. Ron Swanson: “I’ve never been to a health food store. I imagine it is where manliness goes to die. I will come in the Read more [...]
Ron Swanson is not too pleased with Chris' contribution to the party. Chris Traeger: “I was in charge of the cake. To be fair, it’s not a cake, so much as it is a vegetable loaf. You’ve got your Read more [...]
Ron Swanson gets offered a salad. Chris Traeger: “Ron, Would you like some salad?” Ron Swanson: “Since I am not a rabbit, no, I would not.” Read more [...]
When Ron Swanson pulls open the BBQ lid at Chris Traeger’s house, he gets quite an unsettling surprise, and almost passes out from the horror. Ron Swanson: “AHHHHH!!!” “WHAT IN THE DEVIL’S Read more [...]