Tag Archives: Hamburgers

Ep. 07: Donna and Joe: Small Hamburgers

February 4, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Food, Hamburgers, Tom HaverfordStaff

Tom Haverford is upset with Ron Swanson, who gets cut off from small hamburgers and all food service. (Tom jumps in front of the food server) Tom Haverford: “You told Lucy I want to marry her.” Ron Read more [...]

Ep. 13: Ann and Chris: Hamburger

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Chris Traeger, HamburgersStaff

Chris has given Ron a hamburger trophy as a goodbye gift. Ron Swanson: “I would of preferred a regular hamburger for eating, but this is very nice.” Read more [...]

Ep. 02: Soda Tax: Paunch Burger

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Hamburgers, Meat, Paunch Burger, SweetumsStaff

Reviewing his order from Paunch Burger makes Ron realize how much he loves our country. Ron Swanson: “Ah, Councilwoman. In honor of your never-ending quest to personally babysit each and every American Read more [...]

Ep. 10: Soulmates: Cook-Off

March 23, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 3Chris Traeger, Food, Hamburgers, Meat, TurkeyStaff

Ron Swanson disagrees with Chris' views on health food, so they decide to settle it. Chris Traeger: “Ever tried a turkey burger?” Ron Swanson: “Is that a fried turkey leg inside a grilled hamburger? Read more [...]

Ep. 10: Soulmates: Discount Food Outlet

March 23, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 3Food and Stuff, Hamburgers, MeatStaff

Ron's first trip to a health food store. Ron Swanson: “No, I don’t plan to buying anything here. I buy my burger ingredients at Food and Stuff. A discount food outlet, equal distance from my home Read more [...]

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