Tag Archives: Grilling

Ep. 01: Ms. Knope Goes to Washington: Good Shared Meat

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Grilling, Leslie Knope, MeatStaff

Ron Swanson reveals the one thing that all barbecues should be about. Ron Swanson: “Every summer Leslie throws a barbecue to thank the parks and maintenance staff. It's horrifying. Barbecues should Read more [...]

Gallery: Towing Away the Grill

September 11, 2014Image GalleryBarbecue, GrillingStaff

Ron Swanson got so angry at his co-workers during his attempt at an employee barbecue, he towed away the grill while it was still cooking. Read more [...]

Ep. 01: Ms. Knope Goes to Washington: No F*cking Vegetables

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Grilling, Jerry Gergich, Meat, VegetablesStaff

A list of what won’t be on the barbecue menu. Ron Swanson: “There will be no fouffy deserts. There will be no giant soaked bubble guns. There will be no adult men in costumes. And most of all there Read more [...]

Ep. 01: Ms. Knope Goes to Washington: Meat Love

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Barbecue, Grilling, Meat, Meat LoveStaff

Ron Swanson predicts his co-workers will find a new kind of love after his grilling. Ron Swanson: “These people are soft. They're grill virgins. But by the time this day is over they'll have been taken Read more [...]

Ep. 14: Leslie’s House: Deleted Scene

March 13, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 2Food, Grilling, Meat, Privacy, WNBA, Wood Shop, Wood WorkingStaff

Ron Swanson is a private person. In these deleted scenes Ron explains what an ideal night entails, as well making it impossible to get into his house. Ron Swanson: “An ideal night out to me is stepping Read more [...]

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