Ep. 18: Animal Control: Cholesterol
What is cholesterol?
Ann Perkins: “Your blood pressure looks fine. Not sure how this is possible but your cholesterol is one twenty, which is the lowest I've ever seen.”
Ron Swanson: “What's Read more [...]
Tag Archives: Food
Ep. 17: Partridge: Skim Milk
Skim milk is water that's lying about being milk.
Ron Swanson: “Tom and April were excellent witnesses in my defense. Unfortunately every single word out of their mouths was a lie. There is only one Read more [...]
Ep. 16: Bailout: Party Platter
Ron Swanson knows what he, and his appetite, are all about.
Ron Swanson: “And I’ll have the number eight.”
Server: “That’s a party platter, it serves twelve people.”
Ron Swanson: “I Read more [...]
Ep. 16: Bailout: Garnishes
Ron Swanson won’t allow garnishes to share plate space with the rest of his meal.
Ron Swanson: “These will not be necessary.”
(Handing the server the garnishes on the platter) Read more [...]
Ep. 08: Pawnee Commons: Perfect Party
Tom rewarded everyone’s hard work with a single pizza to share.
Ron Swanson:
“If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party.” Read more [...]
Ep. 14: Operation Ann: Ribs
Ron Swanson has a great attitude at work. For ribs…
Ron Swanson:
“Thank you all for being here, let’s get started.”
Leslie Knope:
“Wow. Great attitude, Ron.”
Ron Swanson:
“Sorry. Read more [...]
Ep. 13: Bowling for Votes: Food That Is Scared
Another famous Ron eatery. And his philosophy on food.
Ron Swanson:
“Of course, this bowling alley has my favorite restaurant in Pawnee.”
Ann Perkins:
“Really? You're not scared to eat here?”
Ron Read more [...]
Ep. 04: Pawnee Rangers: No Fun at All
After falling a little short with the Pawnee Rangers, Ron's new gig as the head scoutmaster for the newly established Swansons.
Ron Swanson:
“Swanson's are you prepared for whatever lies ahead?”
Group Read more [...]
Ep. 01: I‘m Leslie Knope: Ground Chuck
Ron Swanson informing Leslie that he will be taking some time off and she should perform this task.
Ron Swanson:
“Also I keep a sizable supply of ground chuck in my desk. Remove it or it will begin Read more [...]
Ron Swanson Bacon Shortage PSA
Back in 2012, food experts predicted there would be a shortage of bacon in the world. This is how Ron Swanson planned on overcoming the potential catastrophe.
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