Tag Archives: Food

Ep. 08: Ms. Ludgate-Dwyer Goes to Washington: Out of Government

February 12, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7April Ludgate, Ben Wyatt, Food, GovernmentStaff

Ben Wyatt is not so sure April would be a match for a job, but Ron Swanson has ulterior motives. Ben Wyatt: “I think this might be a dead end.” Ron Swanson: “But getting a good person out of Read more [...]

Ep. 07: Donna and Joe: Small Hamburgers

February 4, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Food, Hamburgers, Tom HaverfordStaff

Tom Haverford is upset with Ron Swanson, who gets cut off from small hamburgers and all food service. (Tom jumps in front of the food server) Tom Haverford: “You told Lucy I want to marry her.” Ron Read more [...]

Ep. 06: Save JJ’s: Go to War

January 28, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Bacon, Breakfast Food, Eggs, Food, JJsStaff

Ron Swanson can’t think of a more noble cause, and agrees to help Leslie save JJ's Diner. Ron Swanson: “I can't think of anything more noble to go to war over, than bacon and eggs.” Read more [...]

Ep. 04: Leslie and Ron: Anything But Breakfast Food

January 25, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Breakfast Food, Favorite Food, Food, JJs, Leslie KnopeStaff

Ron Swanson and Leslie Knope are on their way to JJ’s to eat too much breakfast food. Ron Swanson: “Why does anybody in the world ever eat anything but breakfast food?” Leslie Knope: “People Read more [...]

Ep. 03: William Henry Harrison: Beef Milk

January 24, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Annabel Porter, Bloosh Magazine, Dislikes, FoodStaff

Anabel Porter describes a new trend in beverages, and Ron Swanson is not impressed with beef milk. Anabel Porter: “Try the hottest new craze — beef milk. It’s like almond milk that’s been squeezed Read more [...]

Ep. 01: 2017: Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

January 20, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 7Bacon, Favorite Food, Food, Leslie Knope, ShrimpStaff

Ron and Leslie go at it agin but this time Ron steers the conversation in the direction of an old classic comfort food of his, bacon wrapped shrimp. Leslie Knope: “Ron, how could you?” Ron Swanson: Read more [...]

Ep. 22: Moving Up (Pt. 2): Fried Sausage Quilts

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Food, Fried Sausage Quilts, Leslie KnopeStaff

Ron Swanson appreciates Leslie's offer to work for her but turns it down, and then sees a food booth he must visit. Ron Swanson: “It's very sweet, Leslie, and the national park service is probably Read more [...]

Ep. 14: Anniversaries: Frozen Yogurt

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Dislikes, FoodStaff

Ron Swanson decides to "yelp" in his own way. Ron Swanson: “Dear frozen yogurt. You are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars.” Read more [...]

Ep. 03: The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic: Restaurant Pictures

January 13, 2015Quotes by Season, Season 6Eggs, Food, JJs, PrivacyStaff

Ron Swanson tears down a picture taken of him at JJ's Diner for eating the most eggs, and fears there might be more pictures at other restaurants for competitive eating. Ron Swanson: “That's too much Read more [...]

Ep. 19: Article Two: Motivate People

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 5Food, Work EthicStaff

Ron Swanson understands the only three ways to motivate people. Ron Swanson: “First of all you don't steer a locomotive. The tracks do.” “Second there's only three ways to motive people: money, Read more [...]

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