Tag Archives: Firearms / Guns

Ep. 03: Born and Raised: Deleted Scene

September 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 4Ann Perkins, Firearms / Guns, HuntingStaff

In this deleted scene, Ann is still trying to get to know Ron, and asks for his advice. Ann Perkins: “I'm going hunting next week, I'm just wondering if it's better for me to use a full metal jacket Read more [...]

Swanson Pyramid of Greatness

March 21, 2014About Ron SwansonBacon, Capitalism, Firearms / Guns, Fishing, Food, Grooming, Hunting, Manliness, Meat, Nature / Outdoors, Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, Swanson Yin-Yang of Failure, WeaponsStaff

Just how the man himself introduced it: “Behold. ‘Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.’” About the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness Ron has been developing the “Swanson Pyramid of Greatness” Read more [...]

Ep. 23: Master Plan: Sig Sauer .22 Caliber Mosquito

March 13, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 2April Ludgate, Firearms / Guns, Handgun, WeaponsStaff

When Ron Swanson gave April a handgun for a birthday present… (see all pics above) Ron Swanson: “She's an adult now. She should know how to responsibly handle and discharge a weapon. That there is Read more [...]

Ep. 10: The Hunting Trip: To the Hunt

March 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 2Alcohol, Beer, Firearms / Guns, Hunting, WeaponsStaff

Ron Swanson leads a toast to the hunt with his beer.Ron Swanson: “Rule number one, do not point the weapon at a person. That includes your own face, Donna.” “Now, every year before we go on our Read more [...]

Ep. 10: The Hunting Trip: Moron

March 11, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 2Firearms / Guns, Tom HaverfordStaff

Upon finding out the truth that Tom was the one who actually shot Ron and Leslie was just covering for him since he didn't get a license. Ron Swanson: “I know. You did good. You're a real stand up Read more [...]

Ep. 01: Pilot: Sawed Off Shotgun

March 5, 2014Quotes by Season, Season 1Alcohol, Firearms / Guns, Government, ShotgunStaff

Ron Swanson has a few intimidation techniques that are on display in his office. Ron Swanson: “I've created this office, as a symbol of how I feel about government. This sawed off shotgun belonged Read more [...]

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