Ep. 02: Ron and Jammy: My Condolences
After smelling she was near, Ron sees Tammy and Jeremy together for the first time.
Ron Swanson:
“So, you are together now? My condolences to both of you.”
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Tag Archives: Councilman Jamm
Ep. 02: Ron and Jammy: Chastity Belt
Ron made a Tammy deprogramming kit for Jamm, including a chastity belt.
Ron Swanson:
“I made this Tammy deprogramming kit incase I ever fell victim to her again. First, this is a chastity belt that Read more [...]
Ep. 02: Ron and Jammy: Tammy Scenarios
Ron and Leslie go over some scenarios, so Jamm might learn how to thwart Tammy's sexual desires. Leslie does a flawless impersonation of Tammy Two, by the way…
Scenario One
Leslie Knope:
“Hey Read more [...]
Ep. 17: Partridge: Use a Swift Punch
A four year old flashback about punching Councilman Jamm.
Ron Swanson: “Who's that joker?”
Tom Haverford: “Jeremy Jamm. City Councilman. You don't know him?”
Ron Swanson: “Never met him. Read more [...]
Ep. 17: Partridge: Punched Him
A six month old flashback about punching Councilman Jamm.
Tom Haverford: “And then before he could say anything, I just run over — shove him right into the pool.”
Ron Swanson: “Bully for you. Read more [...]
Ep. 17: Partridge: Daydreaming
A four month old flashback about punching Councilman Jamm.
Tom Haverford: “What’s up, Ron?”
Ron Swanson: “Just daydreaming about punching Jamm in the face.” Read more [...]
Ep. 17: Partridge: I Punched Councilman Jamm
Ron Swanson provides an account of his altercation with Councilman Jamm.
Ron Swanson: “On the night I punched Councilman Jamm in the face, I warned him several times to back off, and instead he attacked Read more [...]
Ep. 14: Leslie and Ben: Punching Jamm
Ron Swanson gave Councilman fair warning before punching him in the face.
Ron Swanson: “I'll give you that one, but if you do it again.”
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